Products

4" x 1.75" This ain't your grandpa’s Edelbrock. The Eatacock sticker rips the classic logo wide open and serves it with a side of shop-floor disres...

2.5" x 2.75"  The “Electricity Man - 'Fuck Off'” sticker is perfect for those who have no tolerance for BS. This sticker features the classic Elect...

3" x 2.25" Our “Electricity: I Can Fucking Kill You” sticker is a straight-up warning to everyone. It's not just for electricians, but for anyone ...

3" Sticker Bundle The Every Shift’s a Shitshow Sticker Bundle is built for tradespeople who’ve seen enough nonsense to laugh through the day. Six s...

1.35" x 3.5" The “Everything Is Fuckupable” Sticker speaks for anyone who's ever watched a simple job turn into a shitshow. It’s not negative, it...

2.5" x 3" The “FAWWK AAAWFF Crow” Sticker is what happens when rage takes bird form. Squawking straight from your soul, this one’s built for tool...

The Filthy and Functional Sticker Bundle is a collection of worksite humor for people who don’t care if it’s pretty; as long as it works. A mix of ...

3" x 2"  The “Fool Time Employee” sticker hits home for anyone stuck in the daily grind, feeling like a full-time clown. Made from tough Oracal 365...

2.65" x 2.65" The “It’s Fuck This Shit O’Clock” Sticker is the only time that matters on a jobsite. Clock design with letters that spell out exac...

2.5" x 2.75"  The “Fuck Your Head and the Neck It Rode In On” sticker takes a no-bullshit spin on a classic insult. Made from tough Oracal 3651 vin...

2.5" x 3" Some people overthink things. Some people write manifestos. Some people look at a terrible idea and say “fucking send it.” Printed on O...

3.15" x 2.15" God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements.” For the folks who can crush deadlines, handle chaos, and still be...

2.25" x 2.5" The “Happy Accidents” sticker isn’t just a piece of vinyl—it’s a reminder that not every mistake is a setback. This sticker is built ...

2.5" x 3" The “Hello Welding Kitty” sticker's here for those who like a bit of fun with their tough stuff. It’s our cheeky take on the familiar kit...

3" x 2" The “Hello, I'm... Not In The Fucking Mood” sticker is for those 'keep your bullshit to yourself' kind of days. It's bold, unapologetic, a...

2.5" x 2.5"  The “Hit It Like It Owes You Money” sticker features a strong arm holding a hammer, perfect for those who understand the irony and hum...

3" x 2" The “Holy Shit” Cross Sticker is for those who appreciate a bit of sacrilegious humor. It's bold, irreverent, and perfectly captures that ...

3.5" x 1.75" The “I Don't Care If You're Vaxxed or Anti-Vaxx, Just Shut the Fuck Up About It!” sticker is for those who are over the endless vacci...

2.25" x 3" The “I Don't Know Shit About FUCK” sticker is for those moments when honesty is your only policy. It's raw, real, and unfiltered – just...

3.25" x 2" The “I Don't Understand Inflation. Make Things Cheaper, Or I Will Steal Them.” sticker is a bold, tongue-in-cheek jab at economic frust...

2" x 3" The “I Don’t Know What’s Wrong With You, But It’s Gotta Be Hard to Pronounce” Sticker says what everyone’s thinking—straightforward, sava...

2" x 3" The “I Don’t Like Morning People, or Mornings, or People” Sticker is your built-in warning label. Grumpy, honest, and straight to the poi...

3.5" x 2" The “I Identify As A Hammer” sticker is our tough, no-nonsense take on the trend of choosing your own identity, even when it blatantly d...

2.5" x 2.5" The “I Love Coffee, Guns, and Titties” sticker is for those with a taste for coffee, a passion for firearms, and an appreciation for th...

4" x 1.5"  The "I Love Pronouns" sticker is for the ones who like to keep conversations lively. This sticker is built from tough Oracal 3651 vinyl ...

2.6" x 2.6" The “I Welded Today” sticker is a tough nod to the hardworking welders out there. It’s our spin on the familiar “I Voted Today” sticker...

2.6" x 2.6" The “I Worked Today” sticker is a tough nod to the hardworking blue-collar. It’s our spin on the familiar “I Voted Today” sticker, cele...

2.5" x 2.5" The “I'd Rather Be Drinking” sticker is a shout-out to anyone who's ever been stuck at work, dreaming of a cold one. Featuring a bold d...

2.75" x 2" The “I'm No Gynecologist But I Know a CUNT When I See One” sticker is as straightforward as it gets. It's a bold, no-holds-barred state...

3.25" x 2.3" The “I'm The Safety Guy!” sticker is our tough-love tribute to safety on the job. Inspired by the iconic cartoon character known for h...

2.25" x 2.15" The “I'm Weldin' It” sticker is for the welders who know their sparks are worth more than gold. This sticker takes the iconic fast-f...

3" x 2" The “If Government Is The Answer, How Stupid Is The Question?” sticker is for those who question the status quo with a healthy dose of ske...

3" x 2.6" The “If It Doesn't Sound Like Bacon Frying, Keep On Trying” sticker is a nod to the seasoned welders who know that the perfect weld soun...

3.25" x 2.5" “If Jesus Wore His Hardhat, He'd Still Be Alive Today” – this sticker isn’t just tough talk; it’s as durable as they come. Made from ...

8" x 2" The “It's a Hybrid. It Burns Gas and Oil.” bumper sticker is the brutally honest badge for those who don't buy into the eco-hype. It's a n...

3.75" x 1.25" Missing the good old days filled with tough love and a side of shame? The “It’s Like My Mom Always Said: What the Fuck is Wrong with ...

3" x 2.25" Got a question? A complaint? General curiosity? This happy little bastard of a clock has the answer. It’s time for you to fuck off. Clea...

3.75" x 2.5"  The “I’d Rather Be Modifying a Komatsu D355A Bulldozer” sticker is for those who would rather take matters into their own hands than ...

2.5" x 3" Some workplace drama is best experienced from a safe distance. The “I'm Out of the Loop. Please Keep Me There.” Sticker is for people w...

3" x 1.8" Here's the “Jesus Loves You, But I Think You're a Cunt” sticker – it's no bullshit, just like you. This bad boy's made for hard workers w...

2.5" x 3.4" The “Just Hit It” sticker, a nod to every tradesperson's improvisation skills. Forget the swoosh, we've got a wrench – the tradesman's...

2.75" x 2.68" Here’s our “KFC Welder” sticker. It's a bit of fun for the folks who know their way around both a bucket of chicken and a welding to...

1.75" x 3.5" Here's our “Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum” sticker. It’s for those days when you've had enough of the bullshit and just want thin...

3.5" x 1.85" Get a load of our “Let's Round That Fucker Off” sticker. This one's a shout-out to everyone who's ever wrestled with a stubborn bolt ...

3.25" x 2.5" Here’s our “Let's Weld Varmints” sticker. It’s got Yosemite Sam, the roughest, toughest, rootinest, tootinest cowboy, but this time, ...

2.75" x 2.35" For the ones who wake up thinking about the next paycheck. The grind doesn’t stop—not on holidays, not on weekends, not when your bac...

4.5" x 1.25" Introducing our “Live, Laugh, Fuck Around and Find Out” sticker. It’s a no-nonsense take on the classic saying, reminding folks that ...

3.5" x 1.35" Got our “Live, Laugh, Lemme See Your Tits” sticker right here. It's a straight-shooting take on those overdone phrases, made for folk...