{"product_id":"everything-is-fucked-press-okay-to-quit-sticker","title":"“Everything Is Fucked. Press Okay to Quit.” Sticker","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1.75\" x 3.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome days there’s a solution. Other days the whole fucking system needs to be shut down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “Everything Is Fucked. Press Okay to Quit.” sticker takes the classic computer error message and gives it a more accurate diagnosis. Complete with the old-school grey window, blue title bar, red error icon, and an OKAY button that isn’t fixing a damn thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA good one for toolboxes, laptops, lockers, workbenches, cabinets, or anywhere else that occasionally experiences a complete system failure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on Oracal 3651 vinyl and laminated with Oraguard 210 to handle water, scratches, dirt, and regular everyday abuse.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Arc Empire","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54606757462229,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/9781\/files\/everything-is-fucked-press-okay-to-quit-sticker.png?v=1787535884","url":"https:\/\/arcempire.ca\/products\/everything-is-fucked-press-okay-to-quit-sticker","provider":"Arc Empire","version":"1.0","type":"link"}